Prologue
I have a cautionary tale
that I will shortly tell,
but full of sodomy and filth
and blasphemy as well.
And so I beg your pardon
if you’re easily offended;
I hope you’ll learn some history
by the time the tale is ended.
At the Metropolitan Archives
I have spent a little while,
and most of what I’ll tell you
is verbatim from the file,
plus more from other sources,
and of course it’s only right
to acknowledge what I’ve found online
on Rictor Norton’s site.
William the Third is on the throne,
in sixteen ninety-eight;
he’s had a Russian visitor –
Tsar Peter, called “the Great”.
The usual naval wars with France
have ended in a truce,
and Captain Edward Rigby
is ashore, and on the loose…